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| Are you awesome enough to be here? Yuuto, on crunchy peanut butter: "...Peanut crunch paste." Ash, on Xbox Minecraft users: "Someone sounds a bit buttfrumpled." Pete, on DeviantArt fav-spammers: "...Just pictures of two soup cans in various situational orientations, and title every single one 'Goddamn Furfags' " DJ, on strange actions: "*Grumps*" Pink, on self-epiphanies: "Dude, I must be like, Zeus or a God or something, because I'm just like, so different than everyone else. I might be an alien. That's what's going to happen in the end of the world, the aliens are going to come take me back." Weefee, on ways to declare a state of no longer caring: "I don't want to write this presentation. Jesus, take the wheel. Wait no take the whole fucking car." Joey, on electronically-generated insults: "He's got a face like a shitflap." Ralm, on unexpected laundry findings: "Oh dude, I, this, I didn't even know I had this, I found a skull in my laundry, hold a sec...I think I'll call him Gordon." Dropship Pilot, on weapons chambered in .50A&E: "Apparently it launches episodes of fucking Hoarders and The First 48 at you." Zane, on computer personalization: "I renamed my computer C drive to Dat Ass. So now, every month, it asks me if I'd like to back dat ass up." Zane, on current affairs: "10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now there's no jobs, no cash and no hope." Masta, on being heard properly: "I asked you a goddamn question. I asked, 'Do you know what I did to the man who gave a fuck,' question mark. Know what I did to him? Nothing." |
| 1. Don't be an asshole. Assholes smell bad, are unattractive, and are usually stained with shit. I also advise against acting like a jerk. 2. If I offend you, then I apologize.* *Herein, "Apologize" means "I don't give a quarter of a Christ." I probably wasn't being serious anyway, as most often I'm not when I say offensive things, so stop whining. If I was being serious, then it's for your own good. 3. Stop whining. If you're not currently whining, this is a preemptive notice against the act of whining. If you are caught whining, you will be asked to leave. If you whine about being asked to leave because of your violation of this anti-whining statute, then you're just a big baby, and that's uncool. What would your mother think of you, you big baby? 4. Everyone needs a llama. Fucking. Everyone. Why yes, I do hand out llamas like a farmer going out of business. If you're here because I gave you a llama, leaving a comment or llama-ing me back isn't mandatory, but it is appreciated. You may also request llamas, and they will be delivered promptly. (Internets are now also accepted. See above.) 5. Hugs are mandatory. Cuddles, glomps and squeezes are also acceptable, though they may leave me questioning my sexuality. If this happens, I will promptly punch a grizzly bear in the genitals to reaffirm my manliness. For this reason, there is a supply of caged full-grown grizzly bears in the foyer area. Please do not fuck with them. After several blows to the genitals, they've become rather unsocial. 6. Emergency exits are located on the north and south ends of both floors. In the event of an Internet emergency (Fire, bomb threat, Facebook goes down, etc.), please exit via these doors. 7. The webcam image is always awesome. No exceptions. 8. Have fun, don't stir shit up, play nice. This is DeviantArt, not DeviantDrama (or DeviantPorn, DeviantLookAtMe, or DeviantFuckingPlagarism for that matter). I'll be your friend if you don't suck, it's that simple. 9. Give me an Internet. I'll like you more if you do. I might even love you. ---> [link] ~Pai-row |
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